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Turtles, that's right, turtles. Yeah, sure they seem like they travel slow at first. They appear tame. They appear like they wouldn't do you a harm on the planet. Just roaming about on random pieces of real estate, nibbling on pieces of fruit. Well, my friend, I'm sorry but you happen to be lulled into a false a feeling of security. You see, the turtles of Rio de Janeiro are already plotting on us for a while now. They are giant marauding godless killing machines. And they are coming over to our apartments and hotels for a meal.

Anyone who has watched the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles knows what these cold blooded reptiles are equipped for. Kung fu, karate and all sorts of other violence and shenanigans. We haven't even gotten to the snapping turtles yet. Those are being kept in reserve, waiting to be unleashed when turtles rain hell on Rio de Janeiro. Your excellent beaches of Copacabana and Ipanema will a vacation no more. It's turtle time and we're about to be shell shocked.

So how will the invasion begin? Well first they'll send their little minions out to be found by people and brought home to their flats and apartments. Even tourists will take them to their hotels. The idea is to keep these things as pets, in small aquariums. Little does anyone know that these acrobatic little devils are just lulling you into a false a feeling of security. Those rentals and accommodations that you thought would make for a nice little holiday will now be a hunting ground for these cold blooded reptilian murders. Without warning they will jump out of the little cardboard box you put them in and bite your flipping nose off!

So what would be the recommendations to deal with these armored intruders? Whether you are staying in apartments, hotels, or flats the fact continues to be that you are still vulnerable. Needless to say it could be possible that you can find rentals that'll be more secured accommodations keep in mind that the threat remains. The shelled assassins of Rio de Janeiro are coming for you, at any time now.

Not surprisingly you probably never would have suspected that your stay in Ipanema or Copacabana would be like this. Who could possibly forecast a turtle invasion of this degree. That's right, no one. It was their strategy all along. The greatest trick that the devil ever played was convincing the world that he didn't exist. Apparently these vicious little tortoises have played the same form of trick.